SandStorm Racing

Well there has been a long time since last post, dunno why, maybe the writers just give a s*** or the don't have time. But now you guys get a small little post for Sandstorm Racing

Wasteland Profits Badge (easy – 5 points)

Earn 5,000 credits

Controls of the game can be a pain for someone or very fun for others.
But the points is like always to get first so you can buy upgrades with the prize money.

Hot Runnings Badge (medium – 15 points)

Complete all 10 tracks

Many people complaining that we don't write how to hack the games so this is how you hack it.
Well only left to say is that we/I are sorry for not making posts, but I will try put up at least 1 each week.




Rating


4/5 stars. Funny, challenging, but to short and some bugs.
Recommend it for like 10 minutes of time waisting.

By: lol xD

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Open Doors

Open Doors is yet another puzzle game where you must twist your brain to complete the game.
Very simple, but still a pain to play through.





Door Keeper Badge (hard – 30 points)
Game completed
The game play and game is easy to understand, but games like this is just boring.
Why make a game when there is hundred others which is better?




There are also many walkthrough's to this game, but the easiest way is to "Cheat"




Rating



I will give this game 2 stars as it have good graphics and a nice game play, but there are so many other games like this so...

By: lol xD

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ELEPHANT RAVE

Elephant rave is a cute little game for the people who wants some fast and easy game.
The controls are easy and the game is easy to understand.



Life, Love, Understanding Badge (medium – 15 points) Survive the rave
This can be some tricky since you never know where the "light's" gonna hit.
Another irritating thing is the "light blocks" which comes from the left side of the screen.


Rating



I rate this game 3 1/2 stars because it's short and funny.
Why i don't rate it 5 stars is because the screen is way to small

By: lol xD

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Hedgehog Launch

Hedgehog launch is a great little game that is incredibly addictive yet very simple. This game shouldn’t take very long to complete because you keep getting more money with each upgrade.

An easy strategy to complete the game is to first work on upgrading the launcher and rubber band. These two upgrades will allow your hedgehog to launch higher into the air and have the possibility to collect more money. After you are able to upgrade these further work on the rocket pack and the right or left launcher based on what direction you shoot your hedgehog. Use the launcher to send your hedgehog faster further right or left adding to the multiplier. Finally work on the E-rocket. This add-on will allow for your hedgehog to be launch straight up. As you get more and more upgrades you will be able to get closer and closer to your goal of launching that little shit into space.

Pygmy Pioneer Badge (easy – 5 points)
Enter space in 50 days or fewer in Hedgehog Launch.
Honestly; 50 days to get into space? This should just be a free badge. You don’t even really need to try to get this badge.

Hedgie Glider Badge (medium – 15 points)
Reach space in 10 days or fewer in Hedgehog Launch.
This badge is a little harder to get, actually it is quite difficult, because you need to be able to get lucky with collecting money.

Minovian Hero Badge (hard – 30 points)
Reach space in 5 days or fewer in Hedgehog Launch.
This is very hard to get, another badge where you need to get lucky in order to achieve. Keep working you might get it. Maybe not.

If you can’t seem to get that to work without cheating you can always use Ragnarok to freeze the number of days or change the amount of cash you have to buy whatever you want. This does make it capable to complete the game in one day but what’s the fun in that. Maybe a video to come on how to do it but we will see.

Rating:

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Music Catch

This game is a very interesting one for me. I first started off not liking it but as I kept playing I grew to like it more and more. The music is very relaxing and collecting the shapes is rather easy to do. Though as the music speeds up it makes it harder to keep away from those red shapes that unfortunately suck off half of the multiplier that you have been working hard to get.

Color Collector Badge (easy – 5 points)
Collect 2,000 shapes in Music Catch
This badge is very easy to get. If for some reason you can’t get this badge you must have tried to do it on purpose I set the bubble in the middle of screen and didn’t move it and still got over 2000 shapes. So seriously if you can’t get this badge stop playing flash games.

Musical Multiplication Badge (medium – 15 points)
Reach a 50x multiplier in Music Catch
This badge takes a little more skill. The yellow shapes are very easy to come by but you need to watch out for those red ones, they are a huge bitch. Occasionally a purple shape will happen by and it makes collecting very easy because everything comes to you except the red ones. So avoid the red ones and this badge isn’t very hard to get either.

Symphony of Lights Badge (hard – 30 points)
Score 2,000,000 points in Music Catch
This one is rather difficult because you need to have high multipliers but overall it is still pretty easy. Just keep plugging away collecting everything but the red ones and you will have all three badges in no time.

Rating:



I would recommend this game because it is short, pretty easy and the music is pretty serene.

If you are looking for a way to hack; score and multiplier are easily done through CE but I have a hard time believe that it would even be necessary.

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WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider

WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider is an original game where you must defeat the enemy before they defeat you. I really like this game because it's fun, and easy to play.


Flight School Graduate Badge (easy – 5 points) Complete the 2 training missions.
Many people complain that the controls isn't smooth enough for them and that's why the game only have a rating of 3,8.

Eraser of Evil Badge (medium – 15 points) Complete mission 8
This game is so easy that if you don't can do it without cheating really should go to a doctor so he can see if here is anything wrong with your head.


But if there is something about your head or you just don't want to play the game, this is how you cheat:
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Rating
I rate this game 4 because i like it. It has good controls, is easy and fun. The reason i rate it 4 and not 5 is because you need to refill your bombs like 10 times on the last missions and that's really boring.

By: lol xD

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Streamlined

I have to say that Streamlined has to be one of my all time favourite games. Even if it IS one of the hardest impossible badges.


Music Survivalist Badge (hard – 30 points)
Don't die in Streamline
Complete the game. Nothing else to it. Seriously. It's harder than it sounds though!

Rhythm Prodigy Badge (impossible – 60 points)

Don't lose a single life in Streamline

Complete the game.... Without losing a life. A slower computer helps with this OR you can cheat



Personally I'd rate this a 5 star but considering our almighty master I'm rating it a 4.


Rating

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Super Crazy Guitar Manic Deluxe 3!

Super Crazy Guitar Manic Deluxe 3 is the sequel to SCGMD2
The different is that 3 is much harder and there is one more button to press. Although i really like the SCGMD games because they are great and you really can train your fingers when you play them.

First Picks Badge (easy – 5 points)
Unlock the first song
This really isn't hard at all just load up the easy songs and you can get the badge in no time.

String Theorist Badge (medium – 15 points)
Unlock 4 guitars
Many people means that this game is crap compared to SCGMD2
Only because there is one more button to use and that there is much harder. But for the people who complain there is good that Shinki made the two guitars: "minimalist" and "butterfingers" which is made for the guys who really really sucks.

Keyboard Hero Badge (hard – 30 points)
Get 36 award points
SCGMD3 is a very good guitar game which provides many challenges. The idea with a guitar game is not new, but compared to many other guitar games this is the best. Another thing with this game is that there are many guitars.

Up to 11 Badge (impossible – 60 points) 14 perfect songs
This is really impossible if you don't are spiderman, and i really don't think someone is spiderman either.

It can be very hard for someone to complete any of this badges, because their PC isn't the best, so this is how you cheat:

CE won't work since you would have to hack notes hit/missed and score.
And speed hack doesn't work either.

So your only option is this .Sol file






The game is very good, but i only rate it 3 stars because there are so many which cant play it because they don't have the best computers, which makes the game lag etc. But for people which has good PC i recommend this game.

By: lol xD

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Ring Pass Not

Well it looks like I will start it off as one of the new intern authors for this site by reviewing one of my favorite games…Ring Pass Not. Now I can understand this game can be a complete nuisance but I think that you should at least give it a try and play through the first bunch of levels.

As the game progress you need to be more mindful on what you are playing and when. This game is about strategy and you need all the Bonus Tiles you can get to get passed level 30.

Sand Sorcerer Badge (easy – 5 points)
Score 1000 points in Ring Pass Not

This badge is pretty easy because the levels aren’t very difficult. You should be able to easily be able to get the badge by the end of the first stage: Rings of the Sand Sorcerer.

Rings Not Passed Badge (hard – 30 points)
Complete all 30 levels in Ring Pass Not

This badge is much more difficult than the first badge. You will need to be able to save almost all of the Bonus tiles you can as well as be able to not be wasteful with tiles. There really isn’t an easy way to do this it is all about strategy.

Rating

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Seeking for New Authors

"Seeking for New Authors" - What does this mean?

It means "How to Kongregate" is seeking for new authors.

Wanna know more? Check out the announcement inside the Forum.

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6 Differences

"6 Differences", the sequel of "5 Differences". Unlike its predecessor, "6 Differences" is basing on photorealistic pictures, which somewhat adds a breath of freshness into the element of the game itself.

Trained Difference Spotter Badge (medium – 15 points)
Complete all 15 levels.

Another difference between the two games is that while "5 Differences" seems to be having a "question pool" for each level and thus generates slightly different puzzles every time, the stages in "6 Differences" are all fixed, so it actually becomes easier in terms of walkthrough writing.

Since this is frankly a relaxingly good game, I'd recommend you to try to experience it freely, and consult a walkthrough only when it has become stagnant for you due to some hard spots that make you feel like the relaxation is about to be burnt out totally.

Rating






For the musics and the deerman, I'd say it's worth half a star more than the original.


: Recommended

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PlanetDefender

"PlanetDefender" has the look of a decent game before one would realize it's still nothing more but yet another real-time crap.

Protecterra Badge (medium – 15 points)
Complete any difficulty setting.

While the game seems to offer diverse tactical choices upon first glance, the effective strategies are in fact very few; typically you'll be forced to cover your front area all in green with fortified bunkers, a few economic centers on the back row, and the rest of the blocks would be where you spam your weapons.

Apocalyptic Missile Commander Badge (hard – 30 points)
Complete the "apocalypse" difficulty setting.

Yet, the true reason that makes this game a huge pile of shits is that its author resolved into the lowest and worst solution of all to lengthen the "replayability" of the game - think about "Balloon Invasion" and you'll pretty much get the whole picture. So don't be hesitant about hacking this one, it's not worth the shit.

► Cheat

Use Cheat Engine to easily modify and lock up your money and population; since the game is in ActionScript 3, you search for the exact value. The inconvenience is that you'll need to wait around 45 minutes for the apocalypse mode to end, but you can go on and hack for other badges during this period.







Final boss dicking the Earth.

Rating



Another lengthy survival shit.

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Drone Wars

"Drone Wars" is a pathetic concept trying to bring real-time strategy onto Flash which is deemed to be a failure.

Combat Ready Badge (medium – 15 points)
Complete arcade mode, then submit your score.

The so-called "real-time strategy games" typically spiral down into a build-amass-rush situation, a.k.a. swarming tactics, if the balance between units and races weren't well considered and designed on the developer's part. Apparently for Flash games whose industrial culture does not allow an extensive development time over a single title, such fine-tuning is very well impossible, which means real-time strategy games on Flash are most often horrible craps with no strategy depth, and no sensical background stories at all.

Drone Warrior Badge (hard – 30 points)
Fully upgrade your mothership and reach wave 30 on survival mode.

So you might ask what the fuck do the freaking designers do with the levels if there are no stories? Simple - a "survival mode" with limitless levels solves everything for the frigging developers. How cheap. And much more cheaper are those fags who actually think this kind of deteriorated garbage is "wonderful to play with".

► Cheat

Quite easy to hack with Cheat Engine, all you need is to find the ore and control using the basical ×8 method, giving them some values high and you are all set.

Rating



This is unambiguously a rubbish. You win with your numbers yet you lag with your numbers - what kind of crap is that?

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Music Bounce

Puzzle games are not solely about puzzles; it's also about designs, and artworks. An innovative concept may be successful in keeping the players at seat through the first dozen of levels, yet if the designers fail to tease the gamers with new, extended elements continuously during the course of the gameplay, gradually the feeling of monotony and boredom will emerge and reign despite the initial positive impression. Quite self-explanatory, the above is a reference to the subject of the article - "Music Bounce".

Sensing the Beat Badge (easy – 5 points)
Complete the first 5 levels.

As aforementioned - the game begins with a little bit of startling and attractive taste, seeing its interesting combination between musics and block-breaking balls.

► Level 1 ~ 5

- Level 1
- Level 2
- Level 3
- Level 4
- Level 5

Feeling the Rhythm Badge (medium – 15 points)
Complete the first 20 levels.

Yet as the game progresses, intuition should be able to tell that shits are about to come by - no more fresh elements but just keep getting bigger and huger.

► Level 6 ~ 20

Most levels have more than a single solution, and in some cases the orders of opening the gates are crucial to the validity of the solutions provided:

- Level 6
- Level 7
- Level 8
- Level 9
- Level 10
- Level 11
- Level 12
- Level 13
- Level 14
- Level 15
- Level 16
- Level 17
- Level 18
- Level 19
- Level 20

Solving the Melody Badge (hard – 30 points)
Complete all 50 levels.

And finally - you'll see that it comes down to a point where you can no longer tell if it's the levels that are really getting annoyingly difficult or it's the fucking repetitiveness of the game that's making things more irritating.

► Level 21 ~ 50

Again, most levels have multiple solutions, and in some cases the orders of opening the gates are crucial:

- Level 21
- Level 22
- Level 23
- Level 24
- Level 25
- Level 26
- Level 27
- Level 28
- Level 29
- Level 30
- Level 31
- Level 32
- Level 33
- Level 34
- Level 35
- Level 36
- Level 37
- Level 38
- Level 39
- Level 40
- Level 41
- Level 42
- Level 43
- Level 44
- Level 45
- Level 46
- Level 47
- Level 48
- Level 49
- Level 50

However annoying it may be, we always have ways to simplify the job if you wish to.

► Cheat

Things should get quite obvious once you've loaded up the save file using your .sol Editor.

Rating



The game came with a concept of intriguing elements, yet in the end missed miserably a great chance further expending on top of its own potentials. There could be blocks of different lengths simulating different note values, or balls of different speeds representing different tempos; however all the crap its developer could only think of is to place more blocks and balls. At the end of the day, "Music Bounce" pathetically proves itself to be nothing more but just another clinker like "Hexiom", becoming one among many that pave the way for the true masterpiece that has yet to come.

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