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2007/11/20

Luminara



I am not a fan of jmtb02, and I hate shooters a big time, but "Luminara" is a wonderful creation with these two elements that somehow pleased me thoroughly to my balls.

Cutting Through Confusion Badge (easy – 5 points)
Orientation is the first step to mastering the destruction of colored lights. Start by scoring 20,000 points.

Okay, so some of the COCAK boys are seemingly ready for a second wave of flaming. While I don't recall being engaged into a walkthrough speedrun competition with them, I think something is worth of me reiterating over, that is I do shit upon games containing nothing more than trash but also praise those which I regard as masterpieces and treat them with respects. And it is so much of a good coincidence that I am about to introduce "Luminara" as the first pick into our Must-play game list.


Light Life Badge (hard – 30 points)
Complete all 50 levels without losing a life.

You may try to theorize that I am a damn loser creating all these excuses after a COCAK member jumped out and condemned me in a holiness, but I will tell whomever that shit up something like that to go have a big fuck with your own tight ass with a portal gun - while the COCAK juvenile left his comment on 11/20, I already created a "pure" video guide for this planned article on 11/18:




[How to Kongregate] Making Screencasts with CamStudio @ Luminara

Some juveniles are really an impulsive bunch, but unfortunately for them, this time they can't flame me for not playing according to their standards. Really, I do offer links to COCAK, but I don't read into them; if you don't like what I write in here, why the fuck do you keep checking back? Save some strength for yourself, stranger.

Rating



All in all, "Luminara" is a game worth some positive attentions. From graphics to musics to the progression of difficulty through the levels, "Luminara" is an excellent example among its genre - which is pathetically overrun by brainless wastes - and deserves being experienced by you. I'll save the rest for you to try it out yourself.


: Must-play

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Anonymous said...

CresceNet, speak in english (sou brasileiro), but think: you will like if the people start to speak in portuguese in brazilian blogs? i hate when it hapend, so please, speak the way the people know read.

Anonymous said...

ups, made shit: "speak in portuguese in brazilia blogs"
the true words are: "speak in english in brazilian blogs"

Anonymous said...

Actually the true words/proper grammer are "Speak English in Brazilian Blogs".

Anonymous said...

okay. i am not good at english, but i allways try

Degenx2 said...

For the most part I like you, HtK. Your strategies make Kongregate fun (Although nobody can have fun on the laggy fuckheap we have at the moment. Did they cum all over the fucking servers or something?). However this game does NOT deserve a 5.

Seriously what the fuck is this piece of shit? OH LOOK LOL PARTICLE EFFECT. Thats not visual presentation, its a massive laggy fuckup of pure lag. Most of jmtb02's games are made of 100% dick. This is no exception. BR1 & 2 were good, the rest of his games are laggy pieces of dogshit that a C2D can't even run on high.

Yes the music is good. Yes it has good graphics. But good graphics can be made without lagging the flying fuck out of anything except a quad core.

Oh one last thing. This is a generic shooter x10. The only half interesting enemy were the triangles that made colourful laser lights, oh wait, they lag you even more. Never mind.

This game fucking sucks. Ima go hack it (If I can open CE with all the lag flying left right and centre)

Anonymous said...

The game's sweet. Degen's just mad because he's got a crap computer.

Anonymous said...

^Agreed.

"How to Kongregate" said...

There are a few other jmtb02 games utilizing similar visual or audio elements but none as streamlined as Luminara. So there is indeed something unique about this game, that one couldn't deny.

Rashkavar said...

OMG you can move in this! lol...no wonder I found the game so hard.

The lag's noticeable, but not bad enough to ruin the game, and I'm just running an old AMD Venice (a 3 year old single core). I wouldn't say the game deserves a 5, but it's good enough, and - as HtK has mentioned at least once - it's a personal project and reflects the opinions of HtK, not the almighty divine truth.

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