Feudalism

The highlight Kongregate has chosen for this upcoming week is "Feudalism", a magical game that grows dumber and dumber the further you play it.

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Errand Boy Badge (easy – 5 points)
Every great leader needs to start somewhere! Earn 1000 gold.

This isn't a problem right? Simply modify and freeze it to a certain value beyond 1000 would do.

Strength of a Warrior Badge (medium – 15 points)
Deal at least 500 damage with a single hit.

Depending on what type of weapon you have decided to stick with, modify related attributes to boost its performance:




High Warlord Badge (hard – 30 points)
Any resistance will not be tolerated! Conquer all 32 cities.

As you can see from the above image, I did play it for a while, hence all the items, but eventually every sentient person should be able to tell that you have played the game to a point where there is nothing more left but some long list of conquering loops. And this is the exact point which will distinguish dumbassholes from the true smart ones, where idiots will insist to waste more time into a pointless virtual task while those who understand much more, will know "it's time to 'cut it down'." Certainly, I hope those gay morons wouldn't really go ahead with it if the game creator tries something fantastic like "extending the playability of this game" by drawing a huge map with 200 cities? Don't let some juvenile faggots stop you, people; they are free to bitch around, but that never entitles them the right to strip your due freedom from you. You are free to choose how you should play your own game, including cutting it down when you've had enough.

So we shall open up our .sol Editor and mark every city as conquered - save a last one perhaps - and finish off this game. Neat.

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No music is pretty lame, you know; there are tons of places on the internet where people release their artworks and all you need to get a permission for free usage is to write some e-mails.