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2008/01/27

What's Next?

"How to Kongregate" has been a success I could only dream of when I first started out this all. Was like, "oh, great, there I found yet another interesting way to hack those fucking games! Must write it down somewhere!" and so this place I used to call "a tiny shelter" was created from null, never knowing it's going to become the thing it is today.

This blog has been playing a key role to many recent events inside the Kongregate community. Before "How to Kongregate", no one dared to challenge COCAK and their self-claimed "semi-official" status; the showing up of "How to Kongregate" destroyed the taboo of "there can only be COCAK" and see for yourself now how many Kong-related blogs have been set up one by one following the boom led by "How to Kongregate". Of course, they will never admit that they were inspired by "How to Kongregate"; those hypocrites are dying hard trying to maintain perfect profiles and keep great distances from the topics of their so-called "playing with impurities", going as far as neglecting the existence of this blog - but sadly for them, this will never work. As long as "How to Kongregate" being the sole blog facing honestly and unprejudicedly to the necessity of game hacking, this place will stand and thrive for the time to come. The little but helpful community mustered by our Forum is just the best to be a proof. While I never think it would grow into something being able to be on par with the Cheat Engine Forums - they make the software after all - I can say without a hesitance however that our community is doubtlessly among the most active ones for whatever that is related with Kongregate. I must thank you all who have participated in our Forum discussions so far for helping to make a fundamental difference between "How to Kongregate" and other Kong-sites. Please keep it up!

As for the main blog, you may notice it's not catching the things up as quick as you have hoped. For one it's because our community is doing an awesome job; oftentimes when I have spotted a new badge or two on Kongregate, I came back to the site and would see someone has already posted it with hacking details on the Forum; for two is due to the lack of challenging factors in recent badges - you should know about the way ActionScript 3 is doing already, just search for whatever you are seeing and voilà - which is a somewhat important source of motivation.

I think I will begin to write about some games that are good but are not on Kongregate, games I really like, better than trying to come up with some readable reviews for those awfully fucktard games just because junkasses inside the Kongregate office decided to put up a little propaganda for shits they've sponsored. That doesn't mean I am gonna stop all the badge articles and videos, no - I still need the ad revenues they generate to keep the Forum running - just that they will come after our community has discussed these games for a while, serving as refined notes for those who do not read our Forum; also, you're going to see some articles featuring games having nothing to do with badges and so on, but nothing too radical. Meanwhile I still plan to fill up each badge with a hacking guide one day, just with no definite date I could promise.

My appreciation again to all your support so far to "How to Kongregate", and wish you will like this slightly new direction of the blog.


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2008/01/05

Castlewars



"Castlewars" is a typical example of fucktard games - null content, a seemingly cheating computer, with lots of retards digging it.

Defender of Kingdoms Badge (easy – 5 points)
Beat the computer at least once.

I am going to tell ya the computer is cheating; it keeps grabbing Babylon every single time. Fortunately, there are also a wide array of methods for us to cheat the fucking machine as well.


► Cheat

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That's the end for yet another retarded creation.


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2008/01/04

WetDike



Happy fucking new year. Does that really change anything? Life is as retarded as usual and so does the fat boss still look like.

Everyone who has been to an office should feel familiar with Minesweeper and Solitaire - the two freakingly dumb games that have been made classics owing thanks to the abnormal office culture under the great slavery of capitalism. And that, alone, is enough to conclude the awfulness - or rather, emptiness - of "WetDike", a primitive Solitaire online.

Office Job Veteran Badge (easy – 5 points)
It's time to make use of that lifetime of solitaire practice and score 500 points.

Come on. I couldn't think of a proper adjective to describe the intelligence of anyone that can't do this.

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Argh. What could you expect from a Solitaire anyway?


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