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2007/11/14

Red



"Red" itself is not a bad game, but our friends in the office of Kongregate just know too well about how to transform everything marvelous into endless torments. Screw Kongregate!

That said, we are still going to get the badges. How dumb we are.

Martian Recruit Badge (easy – 5 points)
Load up the gun turret and fend off the attacking asteroids for 100 seconds.

For every 100 seconds a "big one" will come, which means if you can make it to the first "big one", you will be able to get this badge. Very simple, it is.


Defender of Mars Badge (hard – 30 points)
Survive for 600 seconds.

Similarly, this expects you to stay alive to see at least six "big ones", which is not very easy. And for those of you who are using Cheat Engine, you will probably find this one difficult to handle if you lack some inspirations, so I am going to show you how:




[How to Kongregate] Flash Game "Red" Cheat Walkthrough

(You are recommended to view this video in full-screen mode for all the details.)

I am not going to explain all the technical details unless there really are interested people, so if you suck at this one but are damn eager for this badge, just follow what I did inside the video to soothe your pain. And use it at your own risk - if you are truly a clueless donkey ass with no salvation, can't figure out the one right value to pick up from 50 entries or can't even do multiplications of elementary level, for you own sake, either don't do it, or don't come back complaining to me that something has fucked up during the process and your browser's now broken, after you have, well, fucked the whole thing up.

Rating



I won't say I like this one, but the music does win some part of me.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

there is a much better way to get the hard badge without cheat engine that is shown in youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36GuLxX9mwY

Anonymous said...

you should do one for gravitee

Anonymous said...

Hey, cool guide, could you do one for 'fold'? i can't figure it out with the cheat engine.

thx again for the guide

"How to Kongregate" said...

I won't call it "much better", that's rather pectoral and, given the fact the recorder still failed it in the end of the video. But I agree it's most likely the only way for "purists" to get beyond 600 seconds, which was already mentioned inside the comment of one of the COCAK posts listed above. That however is not the focus of this blog so I did not actively mentioned it inside my article.

And what's it about Gravitee? That one is rather simple.

"How to Kongregate" said...

I am not sure; I beat Fold myself without any external tools. I'll see if there is any possibility some other time.

Anonymous said...

The impossible gravitee badge. Is there an easy way to get it?
U should also put a space on the homepage for requests

"How to Kongregate" said...

I do plan to write for all badges, so it's just a matter of sooner or later.

Anonymous said...

the impossible badge is easy, just play each level once, go to the .sol file, change the 'b' or 's' or 'g' to a 'p' for platinum.