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2007/10/28

Thing-Thing Arena 2



"Thing-Thing Arena 2", as you should be able to make it out from the name, is yet another stinky shit-piece from the Thing-Thing series. Even more shitty crap is how frequently this moronic series receives "weekly highlights" from the Kongregate crew.

Path of Pwnage Badge (easy – 5 points)
Load up "Ultimate Survival" and slaughter 20 soldiers, robots, zombies, and, uh, bean things.

This really isn't a problem is it?


Pure Madness Badge (hard – 30 points)
Fire up "Ultimate Survival" and rack up 300 kills.

Rejoice, people! For your complaints have been perceived! Call up your Cheat Engine and turn this inhumanly purposeless badge into one that is impossibly easy within a mere instant! What? You say you want a "pure" walkthrough? You nerd "purists" have nothing else better to do except being obsessed over the "purity" and how everyone else should treat an entertainment in a way one hundred percent similar as you freakingly do? Go get a damn life!

The creator of the game is being a hard ass and has protected the health meter with multiple pointers, so it is not recommended for you to fiddle with that unless you think you are a professional. Instead, we will describe the easier method most people could learn.

First, repetitively load up the arena till you get this one:





(Like always, press Ctrl+A to see the text our "purist" friends won't want to see.)

Modify the ammo of your P-90 so it becomes unlimited (search 1600, fire a few bullets to lock down the value and freeze it at 7992), and get up to the top-leftmost corner of the map:





You will be very safe here - no enemy will be able to jump up from the height below to attack you and no space for them to spawn in your left side, leaving you only have to concentrate on the rest 180° of the arc; be careful though, don't go too far into the right, or enemies will start spawning from your behind. Keep shooting until you see an AUTO-12 dropping; pick it up and do the same to its ammo:





And what's all left now is the dumb and happy part! Kill the fuck of 'em all! W00t-h00t!

There are two extra tips. One, it would seem that in this game, how many objects are drawn at one time is fixed, which means when you see a dropped item you'd like to pick up, stop firing immediately before go collecting it - if you don't do so and continue pulling the trigger with excessive new bullets being drawn, the item can be "washed out" within seconds. Two, do not touch the "S" powerup - if you don't listen to this advice and find yourself suddenly are caught by some freaking glitches, say, teleporting around or falling down into the abyss with your killing score reset, blame your own ignorant self for being dumb and not listening.

Rating



The Thing-Thing series is for dicks. It should be ceased to continue immediately to save this world from some harmful mind pollution.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the hell does search 1600 mean?

Kong "Grin" Gates said...

1600 comes from 200 (the default ammo of P-90) multiplies by 8 (for Flash 9). If you need to know how to handle Cheat Engine, either download the program and follow its attached tutorial, or just go search the web. We will not cover something as basic as how to use the tool here.

random said...

Cheers -- it's painful to go for badges on trash like this. I thought cheating would make me feel guiltier than this. :D

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Anonymous said...

wtf ctrl +A doesn't work for me

love to learn said...

then right click and select all he typed it the same color as background so people who dont want to cheat dont have to see it or you can click and drag to highlight !

Anonymous said...

this info is not enough...... either put an exact adress or i dont know..... when i search for 1600 (hex) exact value 4 bytes...... it returns many results and none of them work....

"How to Kongregate" said...

Go to the Forum. I don't do individual service here.

Anonymous said...

thanks alot!stupidest game in the world, and they put in a hard badge for it.they should have a badge that gives you 1000 points just for thinking about the game...

Anonymous said...

i found my HP, and changed it and froze it, but it didn't make me invulnerable. The HP bar began to blink (from my "real" HP, to changed HP) but sadly it didn't help ^^

"How to Kongregate" said...

I already mentioned inside the article that if you don't know what pointers are you shouldn't waste your time trying to hack the health.

some poop™ said...

Man, is there any way to raise the health when it gets really low?

Anonymous said...

No, where am i?

Anonymous said...

wow what is the website to play this game???

Anonymous said...

I laugh seeing idiot using a tool and have no clue how to use it or for its real intent.

I assume most of you are losers at school with no life right? Better little punk with no future cause you are too lazy to do some research and learn something.

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