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2008/02/26

StormWinds 1.5



"StormWinds 1.5", apparently the version 1.5 of StormWinds, sums up to nothing but a pathetic brain cell killer.

"Hold the Line!" Badge (easy – 5 points)
Destroy 25 enemies.

No, fucka. Don't tell me you are so dumb you can't do this.


When Kongregate Attacks Badge (medium – 15 points)
Destroy the evil forces of Kongregate before it's too late.

Okay, the sucka actually means that you need to score 10000 points in that particular challenge. And this honestly isn't very hard, considering there is a flaw in the score calculation that will reward you with 20000 points if you manage to get a 100% accuracy - even if you have only one shot fired:





Be aware though if you attempt the exploit above while having 4 Radio Plasmid Guns installed, you will get a fluffy -300% accuracy and a -60000 bonus instead.


Churchton Windchill Badge (hard – 30 points)
Complete 5 campaigns.

The sucka makes it as if you can choose 5 arbitrarily from a pool of many to complete, but the fact is unless you buy the "Deluxe" thing, you can choose nothing; there is only a total of 5.

So, any tips? No there isn't. You don't need tips when intelligence is not involved. This game is essentially your homey retarded shooter in disguise, the kind of "MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction" or "The Last Stand", that sort of cheapshit. Just buy a few Dual Machine Guns and pull the trigger till the end and ta-da, you win, congratulations. Good perfect for shit-dipping lameass teens.

► Cheat



[How to Kongregate] Cheat Engine in Action - Hacking StormWinds 1.5


Rating



It should be less than one star in my humble opinion, but the part fucking down big stupid Kongregate flying dickheads is not so awful it managed to redeem some rating.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you work out the values for the turrets?

"How to Kongregate" said...

No idea whatever you were trying to say.

Anonymous said...

My tactic (all badges completed with it):
Heavy cannon at most right (like shield)
at left build Dual Submachine and wait until dmg upgrade (10 pts)
and 2 or 3 dmg buffers
Now for the upgrading:
HeavyCannon-one point for dmg and one for hp
SMG-DMG upgrade and then faster shooting
DMG BUFFERS-Dmg buff percents only

you should succeed in every missions easily (atleast i did)

Anonymous said...

I got it. Here's what you need to do... it shows 15 points right? That's 15 bytes= 120 bit... so when 1 is spent it actually is (15*8)-(1*8)= 112. It's the number*8 for what you want :)

Anonymous said...

dont get it so what is 1 piont??

and 2 pionts is dubble 1 point???

dont realy get it

Anonymous said...

wow, completely off topic, but i cant believe how much of a cunt you sounded like in reading your walkthrough. fucking cheer up lame-ass emo kid!

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote this 'guide' is such a douchebag. You dislike the game, that's fine, but you don't have to be a whiney little bitch about it.