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2008/01/04

WetDike



Happy fucking new year. Does that really change anything? Life is as retarded as usual and so does the fat boss still look like.

Everyone who has been to an office should feel familiar with Minesweeper and Solitaire - the two freakingly dumb games that have been made classics owing thanks to the abnormal office culture under the great slavery of capitalism. And that, alone, is enough to conclude the awfulness - or rather, emptiness - of "WetDike", a primitive Solitaire online.

Office Job Veteran Badge (easy – 5 points)
It's time to make use of that lifetime of solitaire practice and score 500 points.

Come on. I couldn't think of a proper adjective to describe the intelligence of anyone that can't do this.

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Argh. What could you expect from a Solitaire anyway?

Posted by "How to Kongregate" at 13:22

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You didn't mention it, but if you're tired of crappy draws and just want the badge, the score is accessible through CheatEngine.

Or if you're just sick of jumping through hoops to use a clunky interface to play a lousy version of the game that comes free with Windows anyway....

January 05, 2008
Anonymous said...

This game should be caled wet dick cause it SUCKS!!!

January 12, 2008
XIX said...

I can think of a word to describe people that can't get the badge.

Kongretard.

I can also tell you that it was originally 1000pts. Unfortunately that turned out to be too high a score for the Kongretards.

January 26, 2008

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