Dolphin Olympics 2

Warning - this game is enchanted! You will hardly be able to resist the temptation of just one more try with "Dolphin Olympics 2" before you get to have your dinner served!

Junior Olympian Badge (easy – 5 points)
Score 50,000 points.

Imagine you are a dolphin.

Shark Jumper Badge (medium – 15 points)
Leap through the sky and travel 100 meters horizontally.

Imagine you are a happy dolphin.

Super Dolphin Cannonball Badge (hard – 30 points)
Load up the timed mode (not Free Swim) and perform the ultimate bellyflop.

Imagine you are a very happy dolphin.

Fish Thankfullness Badge (impossible – 60 points)
Visit the Restaurant at the End of the Universe on timed mode (not Free Swim).

Imagine you are a really very happy dolphin... Now squeak!

...Okay, I know. You want some real tips.

This restaurant challenge can be a nightmare for game cheaters; it has nothing to do with .sol files, the game codes have been obfuscated by some commercial software, and the author has likely implemented both the _root.values method and string/array method under the obfuscation to keep people away from meddling with his game. Some crazy anti-cheating countermeasures are going on inside this little but fine game, and I have to declare it here I've yet to find any possible avenue to break apart the integrity of the codes.

End of the story?

Of course not. You can't stop people if they want to.

Time to think out of the box - you don't always need to modify the game to make it easier. I used a simple trick that during my 4 test runs with it, all of them have successfully brought me up above Pluto, with 2 of which further beyond the Restaurant; the decision point for the success has actually come to lie on whether I have given up the starslides at the right spot, since a tailslide preceded by a fall from Neptune is necessary for the dinner; the 2 failures in my test runs were because I accidentally picking up starslides further from Saturn and couldn't stop in Neptune within time for a final fall back to the ocean - can't get to the Restaurant under this scenario even if I have picked up the starslides above Pluto.

I've got a nice video tutorial for anyone who wants to visit the Restaurant, basing on my best test run among the 4; it's all clean-and-clear for all of you purists out there to watch as well, believe it:



[How to Kongregate] Dolphin Olympics 2 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe

(Unsubtitled video can be found in here.)

"So what's the trick you were talking about? I can't see the fuck of it anywhere! I am an angry idiot now! Grrrrrgh!!"

Shut up you idiot. The trick is already very obvious - I was able to pick up with any starslide I encountered and had ease with the seabed when I was re-entering the ocean from Neptune. Something very hard to do with your normal reflexes.

Still can't figure it out? Perhaps we'll continue inside the comments. Blame the idiota last week who called me a fame-seeking cretin for this.

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So Long, and Thanks for All You Bitch!


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