StormWinds 1.5

"StormWinds 1.5", apparently the version 1.5 of StormWinds, sums up to nothing but a pathetic brain cell killer.

"Hold the Line!" Badge (easy – 5 points)
Destroy 25 enemies.

No, fucka. Don't tell me you are so dumb you can't do this.

When Kongregate Attacks Badge (medium – 15 points)
Destroy the evil forces of Kongregate before it's too late.

Okay, the sucka actually means that you need to score 10000 points in that particular challenge. And this honestly isn't very hard, considering there is a flaw in the score calculation that will reward you with 20000 points if you manage to get a 100% accuracy - even if you have only one shot fired:




Be aware though if you attempt the exploit above while having 4 Radio Plasmid Guns installed, you will get a fluffy -300% accuracy and a -60000 bonus instead.

Churchton Windchill Badge (hard – 30 points)
Complete 5 campaigns.

The sucka makes it as if you can choose 5 arbitrarily from a pool of many to complete, but the fact is unless you buy the "Deluxe" thing, you can choose nothing; there is only a total of 5.

So, any tips? No there isn't. You don't need tips when intelligence is not involved. This game is essentially your homey retarded shooter in disguise, the kind of "MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction" or "The Last Stand", that sort of cheapshit. Just buy a few Dual Machine Guns and pull the trigger till the end and ta-da, you win, congratulations. Good perfect for shit-dipping lameass teens.

► Cheat

Now if you want to cut down some waste of time (highly recommended) or have some fun, you can use Cheat Engine to modify the upgrade points of your gun towers:

[How to Kongregate] Cheat Engine in Action - Hacking StormWinds 1.5

Rating



It should be less than one star in my humble opinion, but the part fucking down big stupid Kongregate flying dickheads is not so awful it managed to redeem some rating.

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Campaign Game

"Campaign Game"! Wait, where the hell's John McCain?








The character set of the game's been a little bit outdated.

Million Dollar Candidate Badge (easy – 5 points)
Raise a total of $1,000,000.

You'll likely have this goal completed if you could win a hard game.

Diebold Hacker Badge (medium – 15 points)
Win a single-player "hard" election the true American way.

This can be challenging but should not be overly difficult; generally, if you want to pick up a relatively easier start, have a east-west setup rather than a north-south one:








The east-west setup enables you to capture some regions rapidly.








The north-south setup will make things even harder.

You will definitely want to have a fundraiser with you in the hard mode; for the other two slots I personally found maximizing your aggressiveness a very useful strategy, hence you can opt for two hatchetmen.

The rest depends on your playing style and actual situations, but overall: capture as many regions as soon as possible, be careful and use your brain. Remember the only thing you need to win the campaign is to destroy the opposing candidate alone.

► Cheat

You can use Cheat Engine to easily achieve an infinite money status:

[How to Kongregate] Raise Infinite Money for Your Own USA Campaign Game!

Rating



Conceptually this could be a fun game, but the truth is the lack of change in the way it's played will bore you out fairly soon just after a few rounds.

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Tighter Policy on Internet Slang & Shorthand

A tighter standard on the language usage throughout the whole site - the blog and the Forum - will be applied. Specifically, internet slang & shorthand will be grimly moderated. I never like the idea hacking being linked with the image of retarded teens not being able to spell correctly, yet it's such a prominent phenomenon inside the Forum I think it's time I need to do it the hard way.

So watch out your phrasing from now on - if you want to stay on this site.

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