"StormWinds 1.5", apparently the version 1.5 of StormWinds, sums up to nothing but a pathetic brain cell killer.
"Hold the Line!" Badge (easy – 5 points)
Destroy 25 enemies.
No, fucka. Don't tell me you are so dumb you can't do this.
When Kongregate Attacks Badge (medium – 15 points)
Destroy the evil forces of Kongregate before it's too late.
Okay, the sucka actually means that you need to score 10000 points in that particular challenge. And this honestly isn't very hard, considering there is a flaw in the score calculation that will reward you with 20000 points if you manage to get a 100% accuracy - even if you have only one shot fired:
Be aware though if you attempt the exploit above while having 4 Radio Plasmid Guns installed, you will get a fluffy -300% accuracy and a -60000 bonus instead.
Churchton Windchill Badge (hard – 30 points)
Complete 5 campaigns.
The sucka makes it as if you can choose 5 arbitrarily from a pool of many to complete, but the fact is unless you buy the "Deluxe" thing, you can choose nothing; there is only a total of 5.
So, any tips? No there isn't. You don't need tips when intelligence is not involved. This game is essentially your homey retarded shooter in disguise, the kind of "MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction" or "The Last Stand", that sort of cheapshit. Just buy a few Dual Machine Guns and pull the trigger till the end and ta-da, you win, congratulations. Good perfect for shit-dipping lameass teens.
Now if you want to cut down some waste of time (highly recommended) or have some fun, you can use Cheat Engine to modify the upgrade points of your gun towers:
It should be less than one star in my humble opinion, but the part fucking down big stupid Kongregate flying dickheads is not so awful it managed to redeem some rating.
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